Mae Govannen ~♥

geometricide:

youwillneverhavethisbagel:

prefieroatragantarmeconmerengue:

wisewun1:

cloudingup:

uselessheartache:

Bath mat turns red when wet.

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.

youwillneverhavethisbagel:

prefieroatragantarmeconmerengue:

wisewun1:

cloudingup:

uselessheartache:

Bath mat turns red when wet.

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.

Then wait for the screams of terror.

 Before Eurovision 2012
Friend: Can I take a couple of the cookies you just baked?
Me: Yeah sure whatever take some.
 After Eurovison 2012
Friend: Can I take a couple of the cookies you just baked?
Me: YOU CAN BE MY GUEEEEEESSTT
 Before Eurovision 2012
Coworker: How was your weekend?
Me: It was pretty great actually!
 After Eurovision 2012
Coworker: How was your weekend?
Me: EUPHOOORIA 
 Before Eurovison 2012
Friend taking my picture: Stop moving.
Me: God okay, Im trying!
After Eurovision 2012: 
Friend taking my picture: Stop moving.
Me: IM STANDING STIIIIIIILLLLL
 Before Eurovison 2012
Cute old lady smiles at me: Hello!
Me: Hey! 
 After Eurovision 2012
Cute old lady smiles at me: Hello!
Me: COME ON AND DANCE PARTY FOR EVERYBODY

most-things-except-meat-in-a-can:

Oh my god.

On the first day of school, teachers expect you to remember everything you learned the previous year

but I’m just like:

radiolocked:

Sure, John. Of course.

cookiecaramel:

(via wiildteenss)

markhotpuss:

Me too Stu, me too